So i chose this title because even though i have never watched matrix revolution (i hate movies like that, i have also never watched/do not like lord of the rings and avatar (i know)).
I know enough about matrix to know that it has a lot of 'MAGIC' fighting moves and stuff, sha sha, lemme get to my story.
For those of you who dont know , I AM A BLACKBERRY ADDICT. i am on it shit 24/7. i wake up at night just to check that its still under my pillow and dont you dare touch my blackberry. Before i got it, i always thought the blackberry was overrated (and if you think that then SUCK IT!!) but after i got my blackberry, it was 'till death do us part'. I loved it like the child i've never had, i cleaned it, bought loads of cases for it, downloaded a million themes and lavished it with attention, me without my blackberry is NOTHING. We loved each other, his name was A*** (cuz im weird like that), he knew just the right time to vibe, loving bringing me all my notifications, he laffed with me at funny things and hissed with me at dem stupid bbm broadcasts.
Our marital bliss came to an end yesterday, while i was bbm-ing my beloved SomSom. i was rushing to the washroom, with A*** in my hand and i kinda hit my hand in the process of opening the damn door and the next thing i knew, A*** flew right outta my hand and straight into the (yup, you guessed it) Toilet. (thats the matrix!! lol ) where he began to vibe because SomSom had just replied.
First reaction: *shock* *horror* *gasp* A*** is in the toilet
Second reaction: *eeewww, im not putting my hand into a toilet
third reaction: but its A***c
So i did what no human should never have to do in her life *shudder* i got him out
I began dissasembling it like a woman on fire, threw of the case, threw out the battery, removed the sim
Now what?? i let it dry
advice came from all over, 'let it dry', it'll be fine', blah blah blah
24 hours later, the phone is blacked out, dead, wont come on, wont respond to anything and i feel hopelessly lost.
God works in Amazing ways. Last week, my friend told me that my love for my blackberry was unhealthy (dunno when he became a doctor oh) and adviced me to back it up and shockingly, i did!! so all i have to do is get a new bb and everything's gonna be okay right?? WRONG!!! because im facing a $600 dollar fee for a new one and my birthday is next week and i can't even tell my dad cuz water seems to spoil all my stuff remember the ruined lappie case right?? where soda spilled on my lappie, so its birthday or blackberry and SORRY to all the birthday cake eaters but i pick my blackberry. I have a history with water and electronics and its never my fault iSwear!! Things like this just generally happen to me. A movie needs to be made outta my life,you'll be highly entertained by it trust me. Some people tell me to wait a month and try the phone again.... seriously people, i can NOT survive a month without my blackberry jho!!
Eulogy: my blackberry bold 9000 (white) A*** who lived a brief short life full of fun and laughter, he heard all the gossip and gist as well as all the scoldings from daddy dearest.He knew my inner most thoughts and every single password i have. let us have a moment of silence.
January 14th 2010 to April 8th 2010
Survived by: MzNessa *sob sob*
You will be greatly missed
Tweet me!! Twitter.com/bosshunnay. ps: for those of you who pinged me and ddint get a reply, now you know why. and i never re-read my work (even in exams, i just cant) so if you have a problem .....ermm..Suck it!!
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