Random Ish

okay...im goin to begin from the point where i left naija,

so,the day of my departure came and sadly,i wasnt feeling anything...yu know wen yu dont want something to happen so yu just ignore it??

Thats exactly what i was doing,i hadn't packed, hadn't loosened my hair,i woke up LATE as usual..

To anyone else,it was just another typical day.I had already made it crystal clear to everyone that i wasn't going anywhere near Canada.

Right when i was in the middle of a very sweet daydream about the delicious indomie i was going to cook for breakfast,i heard mumsy calling me...

I knew what she wanted to say before she even opened her mouth,

she begged,she pleaded,she talked about making the family proud,she talked about how the plane ticket would be the second one to waste in the space of a week (i missed the first flight purposely)

she blamed me,she blamed herself.

She knew i would crack,she just didn't expect it to take 2 hours,she had given up hope when i eventually said i would go

*sigh*

The mixture of shock and delight on her face made me feel like such a bad person.

We had so much to accomplish in so little time

Since i was being exiled to college *sigh*,i had to wear a uniform..arrgh
we had to shop for some stuff before i left,i wasn't planning on going to school on the first day without a uniform....also..since they didnt actually think i was leaving the country,they hadn't wasted  money to book tickets for themselves *shock*..so i was leaving the country by myself....
we shopped and shopped and shopped and shopped...i was in a bad mood and i was so tired of trying clothes on that i simply told the sales people i didn't like the clothes they were holding rather than try them on,
so after almost a whole day of shopping,i had very little to show for it..
at 6.00pm,we were supposed to check in since my flight was leaving by 11pm.
i nonchalantly asked my mum about my hair
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Mum-'Oh My God....You Haven't Made Your Hair!!!'
Me-'Duh!!!
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next thing i know we were speeding to the nearest salon..
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Mum  -please loosen her hair as fast as possible!!
Salesgirl  - Madam,we are bout to close oh,it will cost oh!!
Mum  - Any amount please,just loosen her hair,im coming back in the next 30 mins and her hair should be finished!*
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i stood by the door,watching this exchange,

Sorry!!

new post coming in a few days....iv bin away for so long and i didnt realise how much i missed blogging...im in canada now tho....il respond to all my comments and read evryones blogs and i was on blogsville gist so thanks guys....watch this space!!

R.I.P

• ♥ rememberin someone special today......its bin a year since yu left us ,still feels lyk yesterday,still hear yur voice nd the things yu used to say...lyk yu cudnt wait to dance at my wedding cuz id grown so big. ♥ ♥ if my tea...rs cud build a staircase nd my memories a lane,yu kno id walk ryt up to heaven jst to bring you back again... i miss and luv yu...sleep well,till me meet to part no more... Rest In Peace! xx

Sad Again!!??

okay.......................first of all....i just spent the last 3 hours on skype,with 5 diff people in jand...and i feel soo demoralized ryt now....the pep talk iv bin giving myself these past few days has flown outta d window.

Its bad enough knowing that its going to be terribly boring in canada without every one reminding me constantly.

the fact that i know at least 25 people having fun in jand and absolutely no one having fun in canada makes it worse.

YES,i know its colder than jand!

YES,i know i hate cold

YES,i know a million other things that i do not want you to keep reminding me.

if your friend is sick,would you tell her stories bout all the people that die of sickness??

i dont think so!!!

rather,you'll try to comfort the person,focusing on only the positive and not the negative.

i seem to have stumbled into a place where there seems to be no positive and every one is quick to point out the negative.i think i need some serious cheering up cuz i feel lyk screaming my head off!!!!

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I also seem to have lost my prom gown!!

i was peacefully relaxing oh,when mumsy came and asked me where i'll keep my prom gown before i leave.

this is the kind of trick question she likes asking someone when the person is on her own,so that she can start to frustrate the person......

..i asked myself  WWJD WWMS (what would mum say)

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 ''i'll keep it in your room for safekeeping''

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mumsy smiled and i heaved a sigh of relief,i ddnt want another lecture on how much the dress cost.

As i watched her walk away,i realized that i hadnt seen my gown since prom..

i ransacked my room,checked every nook and cranny of the house,i still ddnt find the dress.

i even checked mumsy's room,i ddnt find it....

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i was frustrated,i started checking my handbags sef,desperation has no limits after all,thats how i found a dry cleaning receipt in one of my bags

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ROYAL DRY CLEANING RECEIPT

ITEM- 1 ball gown

PRICE- N1500

COLLECTION DATE- 16 JULY 2009

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DISCLAIMER-ROYAL DRY CLEANING HAS TO RIGHT TO DISPOSE OF AND OR SELL ANY ITEMS OF CLOTHING UNCOLLECTED THREE WEEKS AFTER COLLECTION DATE!!!!

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i was speechless

since july oh,this is october we are in!!!

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the memory came back to me..after prom,i had given the house-help the gown to take to the drycleaners and she lost her father a few days later and had to go back to her people....she hadnt thought to remind me about the gown,and for some weird reason,i had completely forgotten about the gown for almost FOUR MONTHS

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Damn!!!!!!!

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I dont even know where the dry-cleaner is....i know its within walking distance because the househelp walks there on the regular and she doesnt take time.......

BUT,i dont go out on my own oh....too much fear.....

but at the same time i dont want mumsy to know iv misplaced the gown

but what if its no longer at the dry-cleaners??

this is one of my ugly pics so you can be liking to ignore my face and look at the gown.lol.

i dunno what to do yet??

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Anyways,Naomi was gushing to me about her booboo when i felt this strange feeling

ENVY

i think im actually tired of being single (gasp)

lol

i told naomi as much,see the way she twisted my arm when i said it,jeez!!

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Me : ouch,what did you do dat for? it hurt!!

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Naomi :cuz your soo annoying,its when you're leaving that your feeling sad abi??

too bad..its too late for you!!!!

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its soo nyc to have such a stupid supportive (coff coff) friend lyk her..lol

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xoxo

..::GaGa::..

Call Me????????????

deres this guy that seems to have a thing for me......he also such a bad boy....i know i shudnt,cz i know what he did to other girls....imma call him Cee....hes a confirmed FLIRT.
.........so wen he started flirting with me,i knew wat to expect....i decided to go along with him for a bit (dont blame me)...i have to say,the guy is damn good with his words...he knows exactly what to say...and i think i actually started to like him a teeny tiny bit...
.........im d kinda person dat everyone comes to wiv their guy problems.......d problem is that iv never had the problems dey bring to me,i just use my god given sense to provide solutions and it works for dem so go figure.....
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.....newaiz,due to my skillz in d boy department (coff coff)......i decided to play along,just to see how bad this bad boy really was....he was smooth alright,so smooth that i found myself  questioning the things id heard bout him.he was always sweet,called me twice a day everyday...he was perfect.

he was usually the first and last person i spoke to each day,cuz i was a late riser and a late sleeper so he called to wake me up and he called to say gudnyt....

One day,i woke up to realize that he hadn't called,i double checked my phone just to make sure there where no missed calls,none!!

i thought of calling him ,but i decided not to because that would definitely prove that i cared.

and so i waited and waited and waited....i became restless and irritable..waiting for my phone to ring..

i mean the guy had called me every morning for the past two weeks...so y hadnt he called me yet??

i resisted the urge to call him once again and decided to watch cartoons with my baby sisters to take my mind of it for a bit...coincidentally,d stupid cartoon was  about a girl waiting for a guy to call her..it was soo funny cuz the girl was goin crazy,waiting for the guy to call and she sang this song

When will he call me??

When will my phone ring??

i feel my sanity is hanging by a shoe-string

When will he cal me??

How long is soon?

Should i check my watch or calender or phases of the moon??

and he doesn't have to call me

he can e-mail me or text me

hanging by my phone really vexes me

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and the song really gets desperate.....it got me thinking bout guys and girls in general.

why do girls read deep meaning into everything??

why do guys NOT read deep meaning into things??
the girl was killing herself  by the phone while the boy was asleep
why couldn't she relax for a bit??
why didnt he remember  that he had promised to call her?? 

....anyways,the long and short of the story is that the guy proved every single thing id heard bout him (and the ones i didn't hear ) were absolutely true..

WHAT A JERK....

On a lighter note,mumsi canceled my flight,i told her i wasn't leaving this country without saying bye to jacquie and alexia(my sisters) so we are going to visit them this week..its not easy having four sisters oh!!

who else would i fight with in Canada...i need jacquie and all her 14 years of stubborness,

alexia-my partner in crime,

imah and her whining (who else would have time to make her stop crying?)

and i was finally traning  ife to be a lady,i hope she wont be a full-fledged tomboy when next i see her....

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see me see wahala

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i haven't left yet and im missing them already.

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thats all i have in my system now

GaGa

sad

sooo,i got my canadian visa,not sure im happy,i mean i heard its really hard to get......infact im not happy bout it.......was really hoping to jand....and i leave this weekend...............sigh.......not happy at all......


oh.........and happy independence day in arrears!!!!!!!!!!!