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Showing posts with label Blackberry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blackberry. Show all posts

Monday, May 10, 2010

HYPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firstly i have something to say.... Iron Man 2 was awesome!!! :D :D :D
Everyone should go and watch it nowwwww!!
Quote of the day 
*Contrary to popular belief,the world does not revolve around me, im just awesome like that :P



     I know the blackberry is a hyped phone but seriously bbm (Blackberry Messenger) makes it worth the hype. Im arguing the case because i love my blackberry and i find it very very very convenient. It's like texting only..its BETTER!! 
Some people argue that they could have the msn, Skype and yahoo messengers on their phones but its not the same thing fool!!
Not everyone is online on those all the time but bbm has no offline save for switching of your phone. I find it absolutely cool that i can send pictures, files (songs and videos) and voice-notes to my friends in Asia, america, London, Nigeria and everywhere else at no extra cost. Its brilliant and in my opinion, it far outshines everything else. I think people who don't know what they are saying should shut up and hide their ignorance. Where do you get of saying your LG MoBILE phone is the same this as my blackberry SMARTPHONE *note the words Mobile vs. Smart*
#ShootYourselfPlease
The Blackberry is one of the best phones out there and if everyone wants to get one, well i dont blame them. I do agree that its hyped much but that the way it is
                                             

                                           Nigerians know how to hype things though

Like the Macbook... its a perfectly good laptop but until it creates the cure for cancer please stop telling me to get one. Most Nigerians i know with macbooks use it for just the basic functions, they dont maximize it to its full capabilities, they just have it cuz they are trying to prove to their air-headed circle of friends that they have money or something equally ridiculous. I like my laptop just the way it is #ThankYouVeryMuch

Beats by dre, those things are madly hyped!!! i mean, if it had something worth it, it would be okay but i personally tried the $300 dollar beats and some $72 dollar skull candy headphones and i did not detect a difference except the skull-candy ones were louder and gave me an earache. And some other people tried this as well, i definitely do not see myself purchasing them #Period

Schooling in England is another hype. There's nothing wrong with it but its really not for everyone. Some people have made it their life ambition and just want to go there cuz they see fun and parties. They dont realise that some people party and still have time for studying. They all rush there and when they get there, make noise, attend all the parties and of course take all the pictures so we can see that they are 'Living the life'. They forget what they came for and become immersed in having 'fun'. Fun becomes a competetion, who's having the most fun? who is being talked about the most? they go to great lenghts for all these and end up loosing..they stop going to classes, drugs, parties and sex consume them, i happen to know a lot of them.... then they get dragged back to naij and their parents give the most insane excuses for their presences #SMH

             Im tired of writing atm, i read a lovely story by my new friend F which i have stolen, its going to be my next post though
#Sorry for all the #hashtags i'v just been on a twitter thing lately sha.. follow me @bosshunnay :)
and FYI
This is my opinion,so nobody should argue with me, if your have a different one, go to your own fucking blog and express it, got it??
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Friday, April 9, 2010

Matrix

So i chose this title because even though i have never watched matrix revolution (i hate movies like that, i have also never watched/do not like lord of the rings and avatar (i know)). 
I know enough about matrix to know that it has a lot of 'MAGIC' fighting moves and stuff, sha sha, lemme get to my story.


         For those of you who dont know , I AM A BLACKBERRY ADDICT. i am on it shit 24/7. i wake up at night just to check that its still under my pillow and dont you dare touch my blackberry. Before i got it, i always thought the blackberry was overrated (and if you think that then SUCK IT!!) but after i got my blackberry, it was 'till death do us part'. I loved it like the child i've never had, i cleaned it, bought loads of cases for it, downloaded a million themes and lavished it with attention, me without my blackberry is NOTHING. We loved each other, his name was A*** (cuz im weird like that), he knew just the right time to vibe, loving bringing me all my notifications, he laffed with me at funny things and hissed with me at dem stupid bbm broadcasts. 


     Our marital bliss came to an end yesterday, while  i was bbm-ing my beloved SomSom. i was rushing to the washroom, with A*** in my hand and i kinda hit my hand in the process of opening the damn door and the next thing i knew, A*** flew right outta my hand and straight into the (yup, you guessed it) Toilet. (thats the matrix!! lol ) where he began to vibe because SomSom had just replied.
First reaction: *shock* *horror* *gasp* A*** is in the toilet
Second reaction: *eeewww, im not putting my hand into a toilet
third reaction: but its A***c
So i did what no human should never have to do in her life *shudder* i got him out
INSTANT PANIC
I began dissasembling it like a woman on fire, threw of the case, threw out the battery, removed the sim
Now what??  i let it dry
advice came from all over, 'let it dry', it'll be fine', blah blah blah
24 hours later, the phone is blacked out, dead, wont come on, wont respond to anything and  i feel hopelessly lost.




          God works in Amazing ways. Last week, my friend told me that my love for my blackberry was unhealthy (dunno when he became a doctor oh) and adviced me to back it up and shockingly, i did!! so all i have to do is get a new bb and everything's gonna be okay right?? WRONG!!! because im facing a $600 dollar fee for a new one and my birthday is next week and i can't even tell my dad cuz water seems to spoil all my stuff remember the ruined lappie  case right?? where soda spilled on my lappie, so its birthday or blackberry and SORRY to all the birthday cake eaters but i pick my blackberry. I have a history with water and electronics and its never my fault iSwear!! Things like this just generally happen to me. A movie needs to be made outta my life,you'll be highly entertained by it trust me. Some people tell me to wait a month and try the phone again.... seriously people, i can NOT survive a  month without my blackberry jho!!

       Eulogy: my blackberry bold 9000 (white) A*** who lived a brief short life full of fun and laughter, he heard all the gossip and gist as well as all the scoldings from daddy dearest.He knew my inner most thoughts and every single password i have. let us have a moment of silence.
January 14th 2010 to April 8th 2010
Survived by: MzNessa *sob sob*
You will be greatly missed




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                                                             ..::GaGa::..